Windows Brooklyn Edition

[rudofensis]

Windows 2002 / Da Brooklyn Edition

Dear Consumas:

It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of da WINDOWS 2002/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Brooklyn. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin' da commands.

Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It reads:

"WINDAS 2002," wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza. When you start da program, instead of da usual "harpy, stringy" music, you hear da teem from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.

Please also note:

Recycle Bin is labeled "Staten Island."

My Computer is called "My Friggin' Computa."

The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk."

Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked," "Erased," or "Rubbed Out."

Dial up Networking is called "Da Bar."

Control Panel is known as the "Da Bosses."

Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin' da family business"

and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it down.

Hard Drive is referred to as "Da BQE Rush Hour."

Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna friggin' believe dis!" pops up.

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:

OK..............Sure ting

Cancel..........Fugetaboudit

Reset...........Start Ova

Yes.............Yeah

No..............Nah

Find............Put a contract out on

Browse..........Get a looksee

Back............U toin

Help............Help ain't available - youse don't need no stinkin'help

Stop............Knock it off

Start...........Move it!

Settings........Here's d' Rules

Also note dat any voice recognition software run on da BROOKLYN EDITION platform don't recognize da letter "R."

Some programs and uddah accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS 2002:

Typa............A word processin' program

Printa..........Printer

Calculata.......Calculator

Solitaire........Seven Card Stud

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

Youse got a problem wit dat?

[APventas]

HEy ADMIN, sent me a copy last year.......return addy didn't existed.........????

[cb25]

lol...

[Slamd097]

that is awesome!! printing that sucker out!!!

[PassionateBB]

Ha! :P

[mspilatesaddict]

cute...makes me miss new yawk!