Thanksigiving Wishes

[cb25]

Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving Day...But Aren't

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back and take it easy ... I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"



Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! :banana:

[jonboy1544]

ill be sure to use all of em

[littleguy]

Family thanksgiving is going to be full of laughter, as soon as grandma says any one of those comments.

[cb25]

oh god...i know i'm going to crack up if my mom lets one of those quotes slip...i hadn't even thought about the possibility of actually hearing them :lol:

[littleguy]

I'm going to look like a giant pervert in front my whole family. I'm really okay with that, cause most of them havn't seen me in about a year and I'm planning to scare the shit out of em.

I just hope grandma doesn't catch on.

[roch]

teehee

[Bigol'legs]

:lol: man those are good.. i think im gonna use a couple just for shits and giggles!!