technical Support

MJ

Dear Tech Service,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly System.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Technical Support

LOL! That's a good one.

BruceBruce325RR

im crying im laughing so hard :superlol:

IronmanJoe

bornbad71

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Slamd097

Mother in Law is a horrible program!!

LOL.....My eyes are hurting..

skinnylilbitch

aiont that tha friggin truth

cb25

lmao :rofl: i just caught this.

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MJ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 33 Posts: 2,561 Rep Power: 7	Re: technical Support Dear Tech Service, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ************************ Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly System. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9. Good Luck, Technical Support __________________ Owner @ Anabolic Monsterz

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LuvMuhRoids Guest Posts: n/a	Re: technical Support LOL! That's a good one.

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IronmanJoe SANDWICH MAKER Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Under your bed Posts: 3,274 Rep Power: 8	Re: technical Support LMAO __________________ I'm dazed and confused, and don't know what to do. But Hey Your MOM wears combat Boots!!! I Have the Pictures.

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bornbad71 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Bulldawg Country Age: 37 Posts: 5,565 Rep Power: 11	Re: technical Support :rofl: :rofl: __________________ In my heart you shine always brighter than a brilliant star It never fails, clearly obvious Those lil footprints I hear Makes my heart sing and brings back a radiant glow Just with a feathered brush of your touch In my darkest hours, those lil footprints give way to a burning LOVE that breaks through the sorrow In my life, where you will always be apart I WILL FOREVER CHERISH YOUR LIL FOOTPRINTS OF LOVE IN MY HEART

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Slamd097 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Land of big Buritos, and small wheels Posts: 3,001 Rep Power: 9	Re: technical Support Mother in Law is a horrible program!! LOL.....My eyes are hurting.. __________________ Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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skinnylilbitch Post Whore Join Date: Dec 2003 Age: 26 Posts: 1,329 Rep Power: 6	Re: technical Support aiont that tha friggin truth __________________ Hospitalized due to random drive-by ROCKING

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