Smoothest introduction

Assault

Ladies, what's the smoothest or most interesting way a guy has introduced himself to you, or flirted with you.

I know the old "Hi, my name is..." usually works best, but I'm just interested in some new ideas. <_< :hump:

Skii

This one has gotten me laid numerous times at the bar...

"Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Works like a charm everytime! :D

Soph

Oooo here is one I like to use on the guys... I am sure you can use it on women but it always gets a smile.

"Hey there... is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants!"

Always gets a smile!! HAHA

Soph

or the classic..... "Hey, you must be tired.......because you've been running through my mind all night"

Red Ketchup

Hey babe, that dress would looks real fine on the floor next to my bed :D

Red

Bigol'legs

"hey wanna come over for some pizza and sex? .... what, you dont like pizza?"

Assault

I tried asking a girl this once;

Me: "What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs?"

Her: "I don't know."

Me: *shows her my two thumbs and points at himself*

"This guy!"

She laughed, but that was about it.

Quote:

Originally posted by Skii@Jan 31 2004, 03:49 PM
This one has gotten me laid numerous times at the bar...

"Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Works like a charm everytime! :D

I will see how this works...I am picking up my Bro in a few minutes for a big night out. We might get to see this line in action.

It has all of the fine points covered....
Introduction
Compliment
Straight forward
Concise
The payoff

cb25

Quote:

Originally posted by Assault@Jan 31 2004, 05:51 PM
I tried asking a girl this once;

Me: "What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs?"

Her: "I don't know."

Me: *shows her my two thumbs and points at himself*

"This guy!"

She laughed, but that was about it.

lmfao...i love that one! :rofl:

Oh geez people.

Allow her to approach you first and then tell her to go fuck herself and then she won't leave you alone, especially if you mean it.

They're not difficult to figure out. You just gotta play the psychology of being indifferent and then being at total asshole, then you remind them of their father and they feel right at home.

I don't practice this, but that is the observation, whether on initial approach or the long haul, they want to go home. Make them feel welcome.

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Assault Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 349 Rep Power: 6	Re: Smoothest introduction Ladies, what's the smoothest or most interesting way a guy has introduced himself to you, or flirted with you. I know the old "Hi, my name is..." usually works best, but I'm just interested in some new ideas. <_< :hump: __________________ <span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'>I prefer to describe my profession as that of a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because it has just the right amount of flair. Besides, "stalker" is such an ugly word. </span>

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Skii Former Admin Of IBB Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Hell! Posts: 1,963 Rep Power: 7	Re: Smoothest introduction This one has gotten me laid numerous times at the bar... "Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Works like a charm everytime! :D __________________ skii96@hushmail.com The Man The Myth The Legend Skii

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Soph New Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Sacramento, CA Age: 35 Posts: 39 Rep Power: 0	Re: Smoothest introduction Oooo here is one I like to use on the guys... I am sure you can use it on women but it always gets a smile. "Hey there... is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants!" Always gets a smile!! HAHA Soph __________________ <span style=\'color:purple\'><span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'font-family:Optima\'>ENJOY LIFE! </span></span></span> <span style=\'color:gray\'><span style=\'font-family:Courier\'><span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\'>It's Later Than You Think! </span></span></span>

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Red Ketchup Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canada Age: 39 Posts: 213 Rep Power: 6	Re: Smoothest introduction Hey babe, that dress would looks real fine on the floor next to my bed :D Red __________________ <img src=\'http://www.ironbodybuilding.com/forums/uploads/post-4-1070518284.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /> <span style=\'color:red\'> I SEE YOU!!!</span>

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Bigol'legs Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MT Age: 30 Posts: 4,114 Rep Power: 10	Re: Smoothest introduction "hey wanna come over for some pizza and sex? .... what, you dont like pizza?" __________________ Your legs must be your strong point..or else the pyramid will collapse! Member#54 Iron Council Member <img src=\'http://www.ironbodybuilding.com/forums/uploads/post-3-1093010414.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' /> <img src=\'http://www.ironbodybuilding.com/forums/uploads/post-3-1124558212.gif\' border=\'0\' alt=\'user posted image\' />

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Assault Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 349 Rep Power: 6	Re: Smoothest introduction I tried asking a girl this once; Me: "What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs?" Her: "I don't know." Me: shows her my two thumbs and points at himself "This guy!" She laughed, but that was about it. __________________ <span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'>I prefer to describe my profession as that of a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because it has just the right amount of flair. Besides, "stalker" is such an ugly word. </span>

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VULT Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Smoothest introduction Oh geez people. Allow her to approach you first and then tell her to go fuck herself and then she won't leave you alone, especially if you mean it. They're not difficult to figure out. You just gotta play the psychology of being indifferent and then being at total asshole, then you remind them of their father and they feel right at home. I don't practice this, but that is the observation, whether on initial approach or the long haul, they want to go home. Make them feel welcome.

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