Cute and TRUE!!!

[DblDmnGd38]

You Know You're Living in the Year 2004 When...

1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

4. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

5. Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.

6. You buy a computer and 3 months later it's out of date and sells for half the price you paid.

7. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go get it.

8. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.

9. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

10. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

11. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

12. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.

13. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

14. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

15. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

16. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

17. You wake up at 2 AM to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.

18. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. ; )

19. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

20. Even worse; you know exactly who you are going to forward this to...

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You know you're living in 2004 when...........

...... . . . . . . . . .

... when you can't think of anything to say because IT'S ALL FUCKING BEEN DONE

But yeah, I can totally relate to the 2nd day air thing. Why don't they just teleport it?

[kinda5150]

you know you're living in 2004 when:
you're attracted to an animated avatar of girl bouncin her butt up and down and wondering if the user looks anything like her

[IronLion]

you know you're on xtreme mass too much when you want to ban the black army for having stars that look like used cornholes

[1usmale1]

bump ^ to all the above. Great stuff. IL we really do think alike. :usa:

[kinda5150]

Originally Posted by IronLion

you know you're on xtreme mass too much when you want to ban the black army for having stars that look like used cornholes

since you obviously love our cornholes, then get over and :licker: toss our salad fagboy.

[IronLion]

Originally Posted by kinda5150

since you obviously love our cornholes, then get over and :licker: toss our salad fagboy.

Toss your salad? No I'll just use you raw dog, I doubt you would really notice the difference, your shit is as used as a gas station toilet.

[Oracle]

Originally Posted by IronLion

Toss your salad? No I'll just use you raw dog, I doubt you would really notice the difference, your shit is as used as a gas station toilet.

OUCH, that one hurt for sure.....

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Iron Lion is a strict authority on what used cornholes look like. The time in prison dosen't come off easy.

[kinda5150]

Originally Posted by IronLion

Toss your salad? No I'll just use you raw dog, I doubt you would really notice the difference, your shit is as used as a gas station toilet.

ok, i'm lost here. you'll use my raw dog? what does this have to do with you tonguing my ass (tossin salad)? i don't know how used my shit is, i guess as used anyone else's after passing through the typical gastrointestinal tract, then out to your mouth. are you and pitzo one in the same?! couple of german shiza video stars? how's the pay for the guy getting to shit--hey might as well get paid for it instead of letting you have all my good shit for free. also, if you're into that, i'm sure one of my black army brotheren would be more than happy to give you a nice golden shower. of course that will cost extra. you can pm for exact pricing. be well.