Christmas Cookie Recipe

[Budlite74]

Christmas Cookie Recipe


1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal


- Sample the Crown Royal to check
quality.



- Take a large bowl, check the Crown
Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup
and drink.



- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.



- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat
again.



- At this point it's best to make sure
the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.



- Turn off the mixer thingy.



- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit.



- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...



- Mix on the turner.



- If the fried druit gets stuck in the
beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.



- Sample the Crown Royal to check for
tonsisticity.



- Next, sift two cups of salt, or
something.... who giveshz a sheet.



- Check the Crown Royal.



- Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts.



- Add one table.



- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink....
whatever you can find.



- Greash the oven.



- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try
ot to fall over.



- Don't forget to beat off the turner.



- Finally, throw the bowl through the
window.



- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.



- Make sure to put the stove in the
dishwasher.



Cherry Mistmas

[Goes4ever]

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golden bro :)

[IRONBULL05]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats great.