diet for 16-20 weeks with 1-2 hours of cardio day, carb deplete, water deplete, then try to carb up with miniscule water. get on stage in front of an audience in the smallest pair of underwear you can find with a bunch of dudes. even a stark flaming homo taking 5 grams of test would not get an erection on stage. are you insane man? your lucky enough to take a shit the last day or so from no water, it feels like bricks are coming out of you. the only times you will ever see an erection on anybody is if they didn't diet, but they are usually the same ones who look like casper the friendly ghost and have a pee stain in the front.
