| Re: Thanksigiving Wishes
I'm going to look like a giant pervert in front my whole family. I'm really okay with that, cause most of them havn't seen me in about a year and I'm planning to scare the shit out of em.
I just hope grandma doesn't catch on.
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I am the last barman poet / I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make / Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake / The sex on the beach / The schnapps made from peach / The velvet hammer / The alabama slammer. / I make things with juice and froth / The pink squirrel / The 3-toed sloth. / I make drinks so sweet and snazzy / The iced tea / The kamakazi / The orgasm / The death spasm / The Singapore sling / The dingaling. / America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got / But if you want to get loaded / Why don't you just order a shot? / Bar is open. |